She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
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She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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