Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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