Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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