You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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