I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
we're making bets on your personal life
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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