we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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