I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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