btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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