The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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