Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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