Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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