Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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