Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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