He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
i dont even know how to be here
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Randomize
