we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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