pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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