Me too!
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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