So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
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