if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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