why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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