I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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