Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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