I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
Randomize