Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
it's not cheating when I paid for it
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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