For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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