can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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