My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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