So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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