I want to stick my p in your. b.
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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