Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
My vagina is very pro this idea
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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