You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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