As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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