i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
How external is "for external use only"?
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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