It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Randomize