I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I need to align my fucking chakras
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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