Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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