I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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