Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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