Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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