Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Randomize
