brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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