Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
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