If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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