It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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