Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
please don't ironically join a cult
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