id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
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