i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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