I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Can you bring me the toilet please
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Nobody cheats on THIS.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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