The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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