You really coming over, don't trick.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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