let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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