the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
It's just like the Real World with babies
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
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