today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
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