I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
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